1. captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

    captainslutdrop:

    krazykitsune:

    uncle-jessie:

    facebook does not appreciate me

    it’s okay we appreciate you here

    does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

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  3. lifeywifey:

THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS LED TO BELIEVE I WAS JUST SHITTY AT DOING EYELINER WHEN ALL THIS TIME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING FUCKING SCOTCH TAPE GOODBYE I’M DONE

    lifeywifey:

    THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS LED TO BELIEVE I WAS JUST SHITTY AT DOING EYELINER WHEN ALL THIS TIME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING FUCKING SCOTCH TAPE GOODBYE I’M DONE

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  5. neoputa:

    i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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  7. nurmengardx:

    not-enough-fandom:

    boywonder99:

    (via)

    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

    i’m convinced this post is the reason they put the reblog button at the bottom

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  9. Okay, so i just have to fucking point this out…

    samanthakaynielsen:

    This little girl

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    Is going to grow up

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    And find out

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    About all of these

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    And spend her life

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    Wondering

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    What the fuck happened

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    Because you little shits

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    Cannot contain yoursleves

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  11. tastefullyoffensive:

    Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

    Previously: Goat GIFs

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  14. thorxndor:

    I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

    and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

    so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

    and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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  16. sadisticlolita:

    ellieincolour:

    gryffindorgay:

    “According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

    ~Plato’s The Symposium.

    How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

    I will always reblog. 

    fuck you Zeus

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  18. laughboard:

    lil dude just hugged a chicken

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  20. themightynarwhal:

    sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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    looks like something a nightmare pooped out

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  22. omgtsn:

we are birbwe must dance

    omgtsn:

    we are birb

    we must dance

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  24. hiddenlex:

    Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

    Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

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